Memory verses and puberty

Dylan just moved up to 45* at church...he hit the big time!!  He's trying to memorize all the bible verses so he can win an iPod!  This week was 1 Timothy 4:12 "Do not be discouraged because you are you but set an example for believers in speech, in conduct , in love, in faith and in purity"

He practiced all week and I kept laughing b/c instead of saying purity he kept saying puberty!  Go ahead...read it again and insert the word puberty- it's hilarious!

He/she's a keeper!!

Dylan "Mom, are we allowed to adopt a 16 year old?"

Me "why do you want to adopt a 16 year old?"

Dylan (he told me a bunch of reasons that I can't remember now)

Me "Well, we're allowed to adopt a 16 year old but we just adopted Rissa"

Dylan, with a sly grin on his face, looks at Rissa and jokingly says "bye bye Rissa"

I look at him and say "what makes you think she's the one we'd get rid of?"

The shock on his face was so hilarious!  Let's just say he hasn't asked for any more siblings!  Lol!

Creepy

I was tucking all the kids in tonight and I'm laying next to Benjamin in his bed and he whispers into my ear "I wear underwear almost every second of my life" in a really creepy voice!  I was cracking up!  Where does he come up with this stuff?!?!?!?!

Blisters

So, I started running again and Fylan decided to ride his bike with me while I ran tonight...there was lots of complaining :). We got home and awhile later I was looking at my feet and commenting about all the blisters on my feet.  Dylanssid he has them too-I seriously doubted it so I said "no you don't!!"  Dylan said "yes I do-seriously!!"  Me:  "where? Show me!"  Dylan "on my tongue!"  Okay... I seriously doubt you got that from riding your bike!  Haha!!

August 2014

Dylan-9

Not doin you any favors

July 17, 2014

Dylan 9

Benjamin 7

We were walking home from a friends house tonight and just chatting.  Benjamin pipes in and says. " BTW mom, those jeans are not doing you any favors."

I said "what?!?!! Do they not look good??? Do they make me look thin?"

Dylan says. "No"

I say "what?!?!?!"

Dylan says "what's the right answer ?  Just tell me what the right answer is !!!"

LOL!!!  Dylan's going to be alright !  Benjamin is going to be sleeping on the couch A LOT !!!!!!!!!!

My billion dollar idea

Dylan "I'm going to be a billionaire when I grow up-I'm going to own a McDonald's but I'm going to use real meat!!"

Lol!  Great idea!  Why hasn't anyone else thought of that?!?!

June 2014

Age 9

Beware!!!

June 2014

Benjamin, 7

So both of the boys are obsessed with the video game Minecraft!  Lately they have been building roller coasters.  This is the sign Benjamin put outside of his.

I pity the poor souls who ride this ride!  Lol!!!