Breaking up is hard to do

Too funny!!!

How many is that?

So we were watching Good Luck Charlie on The Disney Channel and they said something about Brazilian termites...

Dylan: "so how many are there?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Dylan: "they said there were a Brazilian termites"
Me: "no Brazil is a place...it would be like saying American termites"
Dylan" oh...but how many are there?"

Haha!! I give up!!

Midnight Snack

So Dylan had been talking all evening about having a midnight snack but I didn't think much of it because the chances of him waking up at midnight and coming down to eat were pretty slim. Then I catch him trying to set his alarm clock for midnight!!! That little stinker :). I told him that he was too young to come downstairs in the middle of the night without David or me so he asked if he could wake me up to come with him! DUH-no way! I finally had to tell him that if I heard that alarm go off at midnight he was going to be in big trouble! Crazy kid :)

Jesus and robbers

Benjamin: "Mom, I know two people who have a million dollars..."

Me: "Who?"

Benjamin: "Jesus and robbers!"

Dylan: "Well what about the Art Van mansion people, I bet they have 5 million dollars!"

Pop Tarts

Dylan: "When I grow up I'm going to invent pop tarts with no crust and make sure there is frosting all over it...I mean, what kid wants a pop tart that only has frosting on half?"

Good point!