Left-hand man

So we were on our way to Uncle Joey's house to watch movies and we had to stop of the gas station-David was just going to run in fast until Dylan said: "But Dad I'm you left-hand man! I need to stay by your side to help!" Haha!!! Good job left-hand man!

Jobs

Benjamin: "you know what mom? When I'm 66...well, actually, when I'm 41 I'm going to be a dancer on stage. Really I'm going to have 3 jobs... a dancer, a gym teacher, and making money to take care of my kids. During the week I'm going to be at the gym (to teach) and one weekend I'm going to dance and the other weekend I'm going to make money for my kids"

Sounds like a plan ;)

Comparisons

So we just got back from Florida and Dylan was trying to explain to us why it reminded him of Mexico...even though he's never been there..."Mom, isn't Florida almost exactly like Mexico? There's...well, there's...I means there's lots of taco stands right?"

Haha...again, he's never been to Mexico and we did not pass one single taco place in Florida!

She-shells

Benjamin was collecting she-shells in the Bahamas and was very excited because he collected enough to make she-shell macaroni and cheese!!

Too funny!!

Terrifying

Benjamin: "Mom, you know what would be terrifying? If you had 2 babies in your tummy at the same time!!"

Early Spring

Benjamin after school one day (in a sing-song voice): we're gonna have an early spring, we're gonna have an early spring... (normal voice): you know what's awesome mom? We're gonna have an early spring!"

Me: "Cool! How do you know that?"

Benjamin: "The squirrel told us!"

I about died laughing...he meant the groundhog!!!

Having a baby!!!

Benjamin: "My belly hurts so bad it feels like I'm having a baby!!"

Um...how do you know?